There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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