'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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