East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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