hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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