Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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