Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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