I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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