Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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