Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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