Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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