Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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