North Korea, Best Korea!
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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