It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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