Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if only i could text you this smell
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
