He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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