Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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