Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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