I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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