Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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