In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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