Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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