I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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