I look better un-naked...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
The adults are the big ones right?
How naked do you want me to be?
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