She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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