the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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