hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
did you just send me my own nude
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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