Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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