We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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