If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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