Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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