she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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