Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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