were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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