i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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