Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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