Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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