yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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so much tequila, so little girl.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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