People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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