He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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