It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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