Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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