i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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