On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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