she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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