and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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