Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she pinky promised me she was 18
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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