im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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