We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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