O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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