...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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