Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I just googled if crying burns calories
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
