The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
as a side note pls kill me
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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