billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
