Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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