Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just want nice things and good sex
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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